Bacon is one of the tastiest meats known to man. Bacon, egg and cheese tacos, bacon-wrapped filet mignon, baconnaise, bacon-infused vodka, bacon floss, and I don’t think Harry Potter ever had Bacon Jelly Beans, but we do. This meaty treat is just too popular.
Why is the internet so obsessed with bacon? Well, I did some searching and it is mostly because it is a delicious addition to almost any food. The long strips make it a weavable, edible product. The Bacon Explosion looks so good but so bad at the same time. Sinking my teeth into that behemoth could be the best time of my life…or a trip to the hospital.
If only bacon didn’t taste so good maybe it wouldn’t be spoken of so often. I’ve heard the number one way to break a vegetarian is for them to wake up to the smell of bacon. Personally, I enjoy my bacon not cooked too much. A bit crispy but still some flavorful fat. Bacon in strip form is always my preference. I have some friends who cut up the bacon into bite-sized pieces, but I think the strip is the greatest idea. I can just waltz up to the bacon, take a strip, and now I have 5 bites of portable heaven.
I start school today, but because I wrote this yesterday, I think I’m going to get bacon before school tomorrow. (You understand that?) Probably on a breakfast taco. Or a breakfast burrito, any of y’all from Austin would know of Taco Shack, and nothing beats the Burnet Road Burrito.